(Source: walking2winter, via pmon3y69)

(Source: eeverythingsfading, via trust)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via trust)

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: oreooficial, via trust)

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

image

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: marvelcolm, via trust)

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

(Source: ragdollvera, via toodopetoexist)

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

(via laugh-addict)

kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

(Source: nishinoyayuuu, via trust)

melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

(via trust)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via trust)

playthesims:

aww

(Source: explosm.net, via laugh-addict)

zeppelicaesars:

alexkisu:

do you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror in your underwear and get sad

sad that no ones around to see me hell yea

(Source: ekisaleks, via toodopetoexist)