"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

(via hersheyb4r)

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via trust)

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

(via pterodactyled)

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

(via pterodactyled)

thatdoodlebug:

some of you enjoy sulley kitty right??

(via tumbleupondisney)

(via tumbleupondisney)

"I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is not bad, naked bodies are not bad and naked bodies don’t always have to be connected to sex."

Emily Browning (via cgbhz)

(Source: so-elektrik, via galaxymoths)

(via iquoterelatable)

reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(Source: frankiemarx420, via pterodactyled)