i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
why get thinner when you can get more dinner
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
purple skeleton going the extra mile.
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.
If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you